Author: LaurenPBurka

  • Cover art: Why are we doing this to ourselves (again?)

    I have an aunt who, gods bless her, has written over 140 romance novels. I have a memory dating to some time in the 1980’s of her holding up a genuine paperback copy of one of her romances. “I can’t believe this cover,” she said, pointing out the gray-haired man groping the heroine who, according to romance traditions, was supposed to be about twenty-two. “He looks like a Geritol ad.”


    Readers have funny ideas about cover art. For instance, they think that the author chooses it. In reality this never happens. The cover art in traditionally published novels is chosen by an art department, possibly but not necessarily in consultation with the editor and the author. The art is supposed to draw the eye of a potential purchaser and make them touch the physical book and, hopefully, buy it, bring it home, read it, review it, and convince their friends to read it too. The final book cover has always been constrained by artists, models, ideas about colors and assorted semiotics, all permuted through the hurry-up-and-wait publication schedule. If the characters in the cover look like the author thinks the characters look, it’s probably a happy coincidence.


    Back in the day you could tell a book was science fiction because it had:

    • An aerodynamic-looking space ship. The ship had to be aerodynamic-looking even though it would never enter the atmosphere.
    • A babe breasting boobily in a chainmail bikini.


    These elements were required on all sci-fi covers even if the actual book contained no boobily breasting babes or space ships. If the reader is disappointed by the lack of boobs and/or ships, it doesn’t matter, because they’ve already paid.


    At some point this changed. I credit cover artist Michael Whelan. If you don’t know who he is, go look up his work.


    The best piece of cover art I ever got was probably the cover for my first chapbook, Mate, published in 1992. The artist worked for free. I fed her an idea, and she ran with it. I got one phone call from her. She asked me, “Mind if I have some fun with the horse?” I told her to go for it (if people are doing things for you for free, you don’t feel like you can ask for much). She sketched the chess knight and the riding whip, and bolstered the details with the press-on stuff made by Letraset that everyone used to use. You can check out the attitude on that chess knight’s face on my web site. I have the knight and whip as a tattoo on my left arm. I remember the cover artist’s eyes opening very, very wide when I showed it to her. “Yes,” I said. “I will have your art on my body when I’m 90 years old and everything sags.”


    Nota Bene: The artist who rendered the tattoo was, in fact, an artist, a highly-regarded, well-known one. She made some notable contributions, such as flipping the art left-to-right so that the horse would be facing front. This is the kind of detail that an artist notices, and why she was worth every penny.


    For reasons that I’m about to get into, I’m unlikely to have cover art that I want on my body ever again. I’ll be lucky if I ever get cover art that I can look at without feeling embarrassed.


    The reason for that is that the industry has decided that the way around the expense and bother of using human cover artists is to use AI generation. Let’s be clear on what this means.


    There is no such thing as artificial intelligence. When I was in grad school in the 90’s, the word was that AI had been just around the corner for so many decades that researchers were advised to take whatever they had and call it AI or lose their funding. That’s an ongoing process.


    Now we have large language models built out of surplus graphics cards sold off by failed crypto firms, using truly astonishing amounts of water and energy, sucking down all the Geritol ads, rocket ships, moths (for some reason moths are really in for book covers right now) and breastily boobing bikini babes that have ever been used to illustrate a cover and spit out the kind of uncanny valley results that will immediately provide a source of endless amusement to readers of r/fantasyromance or other such online gatherings. Artists will point out all of the obvious AI art tells, the six fingered hands and sunken eyes, and readers will immediately conclude that the authors who use AI art for their covers do not care about their readers, that the text of the books are probably AI generated and not worth anyone’s time or effort to read. They will think the the author chose the art, because readers always think that. The discussions will be hilarious, unless it’s your book, in which case you’ll read it and burst into tears.

    How do I know this? It’s happening right now. Go look.


    Let’s talk about skuomorphs. You know what they are. Just like early iPhones used a yellow lined facsimile of a notepad because users all (used to) know what a note pad looks like and how it’s used, just like early ceramic artists made jugs in the same shape as a hollowed out gourd because everyone knew how to use one of those, book covers these days are cast in the outdated form of something that used to be appropriate but now makes no sense.


    If a book isn’t sitting on a shelf, if it’s read and consumed solely on a palm-sized device where the details are too small to see, why does everyone insist on having a human figure straight out of the uncanny valley on the cover? Who does this benefit? Certainly not visually impaired readers who are using text to speech or screen readers to navigate your books. And they’re the lucky ones, because they don’t have to see the figures with uneven eyes or cut-off fingers.

    I’d much rather have a book cover with a readable font that says what’s inside. I’ve heard that readers have come to expect that the more discreet the cover, the hotter the contents.


    But this is just about me. If you use an AI generated cover, I will not judge. Neither will I read.

  • Patreon Discount Code

    Are you interested in reading the sequel to Wishbone, Names of My Beloved? The book is being serialized on my Patreon. You can now use the discount code DD75A for 60% off your first month. This discount is good through December 20, 2024.

  • How old is Wishbone?

    Answer: He’s eighteen at the start of his eponymous novel.

    Why? Because characters in erotica are supposed to be eighteen and up. Except in Nebraska and, I think Alabama, where they must be nineteen. Presumably fictional characters are completely asexual until they get close to eighteen, at which point they, I dunno, sprout genitals?

    But the main character of Kushel’s Dart is old enough to be initiated into sacred prostitution the moment she turns sixteen. Why? Because Kushiel’s Dart is not shelved with the erotica. It’s fantasy. No, this doesn’t make a bit of sense. Certainly there exists erotica with younger protagonists. And sometimes there is trouble over it. There was a huge kerfuffle many years ago on LiveJournal over erotic Harry Potter fan fiction. Yes, someone went and deleted a bunch of blogs about fictional characters to protect real children.

    Furthermore, fiction with gay characters will be scrutinized in ways that fiction with purely straight characters is not. If you don’t believe me, you’ve never struggled with Amazon “dungeoning” your books, even books that are not erotica, because they have queer characters. The bots that look for questionable content automatically categorize the love that dare not speak its name as, well, unspeakable.

    Most authors know about this, but readers do not. Thus if you read the reviews of Wishbone, you may see people assuming that Wishbone is thirteen and being disturbed by this. I don’t blame them.

    So why didn’t I come out and say that Wishbone is eighteen?

    Because it feels really awkward to write, “Once there was a character who was eighteen.”

    In real-world fiction it’s easy to handle this. A character is either old enough to drink legally (twenty-one in the US), or isn’t and has a fake ID. Or there are other cultural markers, like whether the character has attended or finished college.

    In a secondary pre-industrial world, someone’s exact age isn’t important. They’re either functionally an adult–working for a living and capable of reproducing–or they’re not. They’re going to be married off as soon as there is a possibility of them having children. By the way, did you know that puberty for women is controlled in part by body fat? In a world without fast food, accumulating enough body fat to support ovulation is a huge struggle and takes longer. A woman is unlikely to get pregnant before she’s sixteen or so.

    Wishbone was functionally an adult at thirteen or fourteen. He looks young for his age due to hard living and lack of regular meals, and is working in a profession where looking younger is a marketing feature. On top of this, he has lost track of his age because the number is not relevant, and because calendars are things that only rich people with secretaries use.

    You can see me attempting to address this in Names of My Beloved. How’d I do?

  • What’s your writing process?

    I don’t travel well (except inside my own head). All of my writing is done sitting at my desk in front of a 2020 vintage iMac with a 27″ screen. The large screen allows me to use large fonts so I can still write even with the blurred vision and negative scotomata that are facts of life for me.

    I type using a Kinesis Freestyle 2 Mac split keyboard and sit on an extremely decayed Aeron chair.

    For writing software I use Scrivener, which is excellent for my pantser-style writing process. I don’t write character sketches. I keep files of quotes that I imagine characters saying and build the scenes where these quotes would be said.

    I also use LibreOffice, especially for final formatting. In a few cases I’ve used Sigil, a free ebook editing application, to tweak an existing ebook.

    As I said, I’m a pantser, not a planner. I was the kind of schoolkid who wrote the essay first and then wrote the outline because the assignment demanded it, not because it was going to help me write. Writing for me is largely a subconscious process where I have to fold away my thinking brain and connect my messy back-brain to my fingers and let the ideas flow out.

    I have a cat who tries to help me write but isn’t all that good at it. She is very furry, though.